katara:

I get really pissed off when people think Zayn isn’t the hottest member of One Direction like why are people taste so bad? Why would you pick the frog prince Harry? Why do you think that blonde hobbit is cute? You could swap Liam with an Enchilada and it would take 45 minutes to notice, and whats that others ones name? 

daveapologist:

Did somebody say Prince David? No? Well here he is. 
EDIT: it’s a WIP.

something that bothered me about Sidney’s whole ‘I was abandoned’ thing was that he literally came to me first after I come back from class at 10:30 (where I’d been for the past four and a half hours) and said it would be ok if I didn’t want to talk to him anymore. Of course I was like dude wtf OFC I still wanna be your friend and talk to you this isn’t a HUGE deal and I explained to him why he shouldn’t have done what he did and that he needs to check his privilege a little because he looked like an asshole telling a poc woman as a white man that she was being oppressive. And he was like I don’t think I’ll be able to stop myself from saying stupid stuff sometimes like I think I’m genuinely unable to and I was like ??? well you need to at least try ok and that’s when he heel turned on me and it came out of NOWHERE and I was so angry and upset and betrayed and I told him not to talk to me and he’s acting like I betrayed HIM like you. you literally came to me like you can stop talking to me if you want we essentially achieved the same end

askgrojband:

Boys suck sometimes.

Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom
me: HOW AM I MOM FARMER
sally: how are you NOT mom farmer
jenna: i'm gunna go to bed
squids and sally: goodnight space dad
jenna: i've waited a long time to hear those words
how do you pronounce that

kid wicked

makaramore asked: which evil Pokemon teams are the pals on

omg so many pals asks

idk everyone is team rocket but bri is meowth 

sallychanscraps:

for me, my love?